no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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