Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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