My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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