Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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