Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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