They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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