Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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