the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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