oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
