i already hear my dad disowning me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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