I hope mine doesn't look like that
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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