yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
is it fun? or sober?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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