Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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