Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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