Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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