Your dad touched me again.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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