Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
