it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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