idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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