My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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