hotel room ftw
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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