nut hugger
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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