Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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