And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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