so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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