I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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