Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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