it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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