i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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