dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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