Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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