That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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