My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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