So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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