IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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