A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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