I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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