I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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