when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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