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(248): View more from Michigan

did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly

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(775): View more from Nevada

For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.

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(740): View more from Ohio

the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.

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(530): View more from California

i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Hey

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(815): View more from Illinois

GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS

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