I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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