just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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