I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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