Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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