For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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