nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The ass gains better be worth it
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