It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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