Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
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