from now on my penis is your penis
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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