But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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