i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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