Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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