So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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