he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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