Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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