what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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