I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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