my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
My brain says no but my pants say off.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
should my penis look like a turkey
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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