I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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