Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I would ride that face into the sunset
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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